国外幽默风趣的段子 _国外

1、“You say that you love rain, but you open yourumbrella when it rains.You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when thesun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, when you say that you love me too.” 你说你爱雨，但当细雨飘洒时你却撑开了?。?你说你爱太阳，但当日当空时你却往荫处躲；你说你爱风，但当它轻拂时你却紧紧地关上了自己的窗子；所以当你说你也爱我，我却会为此而烦忧。
2、My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe “Go to hell.” 我对你的深情无法付诸言语，除了一句“滚一边去”！
3、My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life 我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻，我这辈子就毁在你手里。
4、Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you cause I was pissed. 爱是上天赐福，爱情多么美好，可我与你同眠只是因为喝醉。
【国外幽默风趣的段子】5、Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 善良、聪慧、多情而性感，可惜这些你一条都不占。